sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Operation Purity has been aborted
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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