some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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