Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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