Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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