Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
