Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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