PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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