I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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