Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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