Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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