I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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