Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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