Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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