I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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