So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
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My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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