i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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