And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How does it feel to date your dad?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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