i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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