and next time when you feel me up, do it right
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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