Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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