glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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