it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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