Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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