You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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