do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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