And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
