The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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