I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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