Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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