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I'm drunk

(615): View more from Tennessee

Is that why you're texting me

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Yes

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(205): View more from Alabama

it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.

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(636): View more from Missouri

My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was

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(573): View more from Missouri

So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...

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(702): View more from Nevada

Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low

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