We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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