Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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