you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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