sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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