i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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