GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
