My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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