I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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