its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
