Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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