She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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