Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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