I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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