it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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