Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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