We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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