Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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