u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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