So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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