There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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