Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Houston, we have a squirter
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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