One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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