when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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