your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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