i think i have herpe
just one?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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