Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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