found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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