I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
