Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I have feelings that need drinking.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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